December 2010
here's another one i thought was funny.
husband: “guess what, i got offered a job today. it’s cleaning, 10 bob an hour. all cash in hand, no tax” wife: “wow, that will really help us out” husband: “that’s why i said you would do it”
ehehee.
“there was needles under the bed, in the bathroom; she was obssessed with needles” “what? god she needs to go to the hospital before she kills herself!” “no.. knitting needles. she knitted day and night”
nono americano doo doo doo doo doo.
my christmas was horrible, how was yours?
i had 17 followers yesterday, now i only have 16.
poo.
my sister reblogged 5 of my photos.
so i’ve blocked her.
i want a hug and kiss
not sex and a snog.
awh your drawings are really good
shame this is sarcasm.
i really want to cuddle up and drink tea with...
preferably a guy, but then have music playing in the background then it’ll gradually get louder and then we’ll put our tea down and dance.
weight loss.
christmas eve; didn’t eat anything
christmas day; ate christmas dinner and that was it
boxing day; ate some chocolate and that was it
today: ate a bit of pizza hut pizza and salad, and then a sandwich and some chocolate.
i’ve lost weight, thank the lord.
iamrootless' tumblr makes me smile, and i never...
i want a dog and a husband.
when i’m older.
eight presents given out, 4 presents recieved.
why am i so demanding.
i never go on the computer on christmas day, i...
tried to do this face exercise to get cheekbones.
so tilted my head back and choked on my chewing gum, lifes great.
i’m convinced that i have no real friends. no one wants to spend time with me.the last time i left the house was last friday when we had to go to the cinema with school. i wish i had loads of real friends that offered to spend time with me. rather than me asking and getting let down. no wonder i’m never happy.
their back.
hurrah.
my parents have been food shopping for 4 hours and...
i’m getting scared that they might have veered off a road and are stuck in the snow. doubt it. fingers crossed. touch wood. well there’s no wood in sight, so touch skin.
how i spend christmas.
on christmas eve we have a party, then my grandma sleeps over. so i sleep on my bedroom floor, with sheets and a duvet obvs. then my sister usually wakes up at 6 and opens my door and turns the lights on and throws my full stocking at me. then i open it and we show each other what we got in our stocking. then we ‘sneak’ downstairs and look at all the presents and go back upstairs. we...
love my new theme.
just took photos in the snow with my sisters SLR,...
my friend has pneumonia and has to stay in over...
ah, i've remembered. i watched the 'panto'...
david van day couldn’t act, he forgot his lines, and because he was the ‘baddy’ he kept making these grumbling noises to make him appear ‘evil’ mm, you didn’t. it just sounded like you had indigestion. nicky grahame, couldn’t act. she was frowning the whole time. even when she was ”’happily singing”’ she was doing this >:(. she...
i was going to post something. but i've forgotten...
instead of tanning, i freckle.
stupid phonecall which i'm going to write out for...
*withheld* me: hello? indian man who i couldn’t actually hear: hello i’m calling for iain holliday me: sorry he’s at work at the moment man: oh. are you a family member? me: yes man: hi i’m calling from BT, does iain own the sky television? me: sorry what man: does iain have the sky? me: what?! man: is your television with sky? me: yes man: is iain under 35? me: pardon?...
hide.
you look so much better where no one can see you.
imaginations taken its toll.
i want to stand on the porch of my cottage in the country with my partner and cuddle and watch the snow fall, i want the fire place to be blazing in the background and hear the wood crackling whilst it burns. i then want to kiss under the mistletoe. then i want the puppy to run out of the house, then me and my partner will laugh and then run after it and then play with in the snow and throw...
someone ask me a question. that's right, i'm...
hate.this.laptop.
awh everyone dressed up in a cool outfit and you...
"fly like a G6"
please go crash your plane into a wall and die.
just researched "am i a good friend" going to...
Are you a good listener?; i think so yeah, well i hope so. i try to give advise but i don’t think i’m very good at that. if i’m in the mood for it, then i’ll sit there and listen to you for a long time. but i will be honest with you in my advice.
Are you approachable? i think this means as in would people come to you for advice. uhm, i think if i’m in a lesson with...
really want an SLR, or one of my friends to (ben)...
STOP POUTING.
robbie williams.
i used to like robbie williams, but now i don’t. it annoys me that as soon as his career went downhill he joined take that.. again. and in their song “the flood” he sings like all of it. and in the music video? all him. jeez.get your head out of your ass.
the fat song.
She’s heavy thighed, they call her the beast. Her mother thinks she’ll be an awful cruncher ‘cus she spills things from eating them too quickly. she’s far too loud. its like, as soon as she’s got an opinion, it just has to come out. I laugh at stupid things just ‘cause they tickle me. And sometimes, sometimes, I wish I was like Emma, she got some pitta...
just wrote a 3 hour long post, but then it...
christmas.
watching this chritmas film, and all the childrens schools are shut in LA because of heavy snow. so all of the kids ran out of their houses and danced and screamed. then they all got their sleighs out, AND THEN these adults drove past in their convertable full of snow cheering with their arms in the air. worst.film.ever.
how i've been each senior school year.
year 7: geeky, had my hair all back and up because it was long, wore no make-up (had clear skin back then), had a backpack (which got caught in doors), ran to lessons, sat up straight, answered questions, took notes, got really scared if i got told off, didn’t talk to anyone, was a bitch. year 8: tried to be ‘cool’and ‘laid back’ well year 8 was a doss year. ditched...
for fuck sake mum. leave me alone. stop coming...
it's christmas time. →
have to cut my sisters weaved in extensions out. ffs.
