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just laughed so hard i cried, alice just sat there. she has no emotion.

LOL my parents are so stupid and think i am deaf like them

mum: “she’s been on the laptop for ages”
dad: “and she hasn’t eaten the roll i left out for her, it’s going to go stale”
mum: “well i think she needs to have a break from the laptop”

mum: “emma can i borrow the laptop in a sec?”

naive parents.

i put the puzzle back together

made a puzzle

your hair annoys me when you 'curl it', especially because you only curl about 2 bits.

You'd get alot more attention from everyone if you didn't publicly declare you were fat everyday

i do it every other day, get it right mofo.

i want all of these, but i wouldn't fit in the shorts obviously. forever fat.

b lulzzzzzzzzzzzz

f bbbbbzbzzzzzzzzzz lul

i have two free cinema tickets and my 'friends' are 'busy'

woo.

dads are annoying too

dad: “you found anyone to go to the ‘flicks’ (cinema) with?”
me: “no”
dad: “WHAT?”
me: “no”
dad: “well you need to”
me: “mmhm”
dad: “WHAT?”
me: “yes okay”
dad: “orselse you’ll have to go with me”

GREAT.

i have no friends.

forever alone.

i ;)

a ;)

Apr 30, 2011126,641 notes

Do this anonymously or not, I wanna know.

A - I love you

B - I hate you

C - I love your blog

D - You’re pretty

E - You’re friendly

F - You do not belong here

G - I don’t like you

H - Deactivate your Tumblr account

I - I’m your secret admirer

J - I love the way you express yourself

K - You’re too boastful

L - I miss you

M - Stay humble

N - You’re too popular

O - You are Tumblr Famous

P - Awesome blog

Q - I’m in love with you

R - You annoy me

please?

i'm such a good liar

mum: emma do you know how to download music?
me: no

Apr 30, 201153,737 notes

i really want a plain but coloured long hoodie, but can't find one

crycrycrycrycry

oh google images

everyones facebook status is either "on my way to work" or "out with the girls"

i’m just sitting here eating and will be for the rest of the day

life.is.good.

Do you like anyone at the moment?

i like many people. yes for likeness.

Apr 30, 20111 note

ARGH

mum is watching this rented DVD (‘the tourist’)

and it was all fuzzy in one bit, so she skipped to the next scene

but obviously she has missed a chunk of the last scene so doesn’t know what is going on

she she keeps rewinding it to the previous scene

but it isn’t working so keeps skipping to the next scene

and she continues to rewind

and rewind

and rewind

and rewind

and rewind

and rewind

and then it skips to the next scene

which means rewind

rewind

rewind

i wish we had met in another life

we're home to 'harry potter' gotta love england.

Apr 29, 20111 note

Apr 29, 2011858 notes

me lookin' sxy

Lets play True or False. Leave me a message in my ask, and ill answer it with a true or false.

Apr 29, 201123,826 notes

why was i such a ginger boy

WHAT, how did i know how to pout in year 4?

just showed my mum the columns for sixth form

she said

“i think if you went college then it would give you a confidence boost, a chance to meet new people and come out of your shell”

i said that i would meet new people at sixth form

then she went all moody

i don’t think she wants me to go to sixth form

ah.

i can't eat raisins with braces, might aswell be dead. i live for raisins.

TALL! small, small, small

you know people say that ice skating would be really nice to do with a boyfriend? well i wouldn't fucking do it if i had one, seeing as the last time i did it i cried - and that was about two years ago.

one of my friends who is going college when leaving, said she is going to cry and miss me so much if i go to sixth form, i love amberz.

i don't get why american people are scared of 'the rope' in PE, i used to want to go on the rope all the time and swing on it. stupid americans.

remember cuddles in the kitchen yeah to get things off the ground?

this is what i wish i looked like

parents are out all night again. hello food, meet my belly.

i've decided that i'm going to go to sixth form :)

sisters are annoying too, especially on facebook chat

“can you look up on sky the password for the thing, you need to do all this first to get on it”

when i finally did that she asked me to do something else

i said “no”

HA

i’m glad i broke your finger and put your toothbrush down the toilet when you were in year 7, oops forgot to tell you about that.

mums are annoying

mum: want me to read it out?
me: no i can read it from here
mum: 538..

FUCK OFF

if this was at my doorstep in the morning i think i'd enjoy going to school

ol me gud.

ev asked me what i’d do if aaron johnson walked into the room, i can’t even describe what i’d do. i think i’d just dribble everywhere and be like “fgnjkfdkdxn” and then have sex with him and marry him and have his babies serious like crazy.

good old tamara drewe

why dont people believe i'm 5'5, poo you.

everyone says ''college'' i might be different and go to sixthform and ruin my life

yeyyeyeeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeeyeyeyeyyeeyyeyeyeyeyeyyeeyeeyeyeyyeye

dad got me a film that i absolutely love, cya

tasha just reminded me how much paolo nutini makes me smile, so i'm listening to his music now, smile smile smile.