mum: “she’s been on the laptop for ages”
dad: “and she hasn’t eaten the roll i left out for her, it’s going to go stale”
mum: “well i think she needs to have a break from the laptop”
mum: “emma can i borrow the laptop in a sec?”
i do it every other day, get it right mofo.
f bbbbbzbzzzzzzzzzz lul
dad: “you found anyone to go to the ‘flicks’ (cinema) with?”
dad: “well you need to”
me: “yes okay”
dad: “orselse you’ll have to go with me”
i have no friends.
- A - I love you
- B - I hate you
- C - I love your blog
- D - You’re pretty
- E - You’re friendly
- F - You do not belong here
- G - I don’t like you
- H - Deactivate your Tumblr account
- I - I’m your secret admirer
- J - I love the way you express yourself
- K - You’re too boastful
- L - I miss you
- M - Stay humble
- N - You’re too popular
- O - You are Tumblr Famous
- P - Awesome blog
- Q - I’m in love with you
- R - You annoy me
mum: emma do you know how to download music?
i’m just sitting here eating and will be for the rest of the day
i like many people. yes for likeness.
mum is watching this rented DVD (‘the tourist’)
and it was all fuzzy in one bit, so she skipped to the next scene
but obviously she has missed a chunk of the last scene so doesn’t know what is going on
she she keeps rewinding it to the previous scene
but it isn’t working so keeps skipping to the next scene
and she continues to rewind
and then it skips to the next scene
which means rewind
just showed my mum the columns for sixth form
“i think if you went college then it would give you a confidence boost, a chance to meet new people and come out of your shell”
i said that i would meet new people at sixth form
then she went all moody
i don’t think she wants me to go to sixth form
one of my friends who is going college when leaving, said she is going to cry and miss me so much if i go to sixth form, i love amberz.
“can you look up on sky the password for the thing, you need to do all this first to get on it”
when i finally did that she asked me to do something else
i said “no”
i’m glad i broke your finger and put your toothbrush down the toilet when you were in year 7, oops forgot to tell you about that.
mum: want me to read it out?
me: no i can read it from here
ev asked me what i’d do if aaron johnson walked into the room, i can’t even describe what i’d do. i think i’d just dribble everywhere and be like “fgnjkfdkdxn” and then have sex with him and marry him and have his babies serious like crazy.