March 2012
i feel like i’m putting 110% into everything, and getting 0% back.
sister: “what did you do on your driving lesson?”
me: “me and the instructor took drugs and smoked”
friend: “what did you do on your birthday?”
me: “got pregnant”
classic me, telling everything but the truth
my grandma is probably the best person i’ve ever met in my life
cuddles and ferrero rochers would be nice
but mainly cuddles